The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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