should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
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the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
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