airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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