Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i think my tv is drunk
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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