belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
the liver wants what the liver wants
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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