Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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