i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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