i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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