I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
