What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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