we're blogging at a bar
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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