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It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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