she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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