We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
your room smells of hookers.
And success
I met the friendliest cop last night
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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