Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
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