i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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