it was like fucking gandolphs beard
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
Randomize
