I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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