She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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