Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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