I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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