How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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