i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
it's like heaven, but drunker
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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