he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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