i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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