What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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