If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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