woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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