I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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