It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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