her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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