Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I'm both gender and math confused
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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