I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
My pussy is not your playground.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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