We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
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