what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Randomize
