She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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