Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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