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(402): View more from Nebraska

My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"

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(360): View more from Washington

I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood

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(228): View more from Mississippi

She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her

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(623): View more from Arizona

I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.

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(620): View more from Kansas

If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no

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(469): View more from Texas

I will probably be peed on at some point today.

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(314): View more from Missouri

I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.

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(415): View more from California

So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button

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(970): View more from Colorado

Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.

(575): View more from New Mexico

Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?

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