I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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