i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
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