i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
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Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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