maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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