It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Sex in the backyard? Check.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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