Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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