so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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