The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize