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Right on... I dropped my chapstick

(269): View more from Michigan

I blacked out

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(478): View more from Georgia

tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid

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(813): View more from Florida

He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.

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(775): View more from Nevada

Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window

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(509): View more from Washington

Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.

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Hospital.

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I am invincible.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset

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(517): View more from Michigan

He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"

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(701): View more from North Dakota

Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.

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