Just fell off a train. Bad.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
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