i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
i will never coherently bang her
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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