he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
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