Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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