Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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