Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
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He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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