big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Boobs are out for the taking
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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