I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
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