Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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